The Subject

Her

This whole website is about Chilone, so here she is. Every photo below is her, and every caption is in her voice.

Chilone smiling brightly at home in a red and blue floral wrap — This is the smile I get when 'You're the One That I Want' comes on in public.

Close-up of Chilone outdoors in sunlight, sunglasses reflecting the sky — Sunlight, curls, and a playlist that is approximately 90% Bee Gees.

Chilone in a pink beanie and gold sunglasses at the beach, laughing — Beach day. Practiced my Tony Manero point. The ocean did not react.

Chilone in a black evening dress posing confidently beside a silver car — Dressed to the nines, waiting on a dance nobody has asked for yet.

Chilone in a magenta top holding a baseball bat at a batting cage, looking back and smiling — I can take a swing. I just can't take my eyes off the screen.

Chilone reclining playfully with sunglasses held in her hand — Flirting, generally. Usually with whoever is nearest the TV.

Close-up portrait of Chilone looking directly into the camera — That's the look. It's the one I save for the movie poster.

★ Curls, confidence, and a white-suit contingency plan★ She's the whole website★ The man is a footnote★ Chilone: 1. Reality: 0★ Curls, confidence, and a white-suit contingency plan★ She's the whole website★ The man is a footnote★ Chilone: 1. Reality: 0

“People keep asking why it's always John. Fair question. Look at the photos — I'm clearly the interesting one in this story. He's just lucky.”

— Chilone

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